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Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"
by breakfast of champions in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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zed revisited

And now Tony the Turd doesn't like Spanx on women. Gay men do not like Camel Toes.

zed
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Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"
by breakfast of champions in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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zed revisited

It is easy to get a 900% increase in auxillary publishers from one August to the next (with coertion). That was the "big brag."

Yawn.

zed
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Satellite of love . . .
by zed revisited in
1. jw
2. friends
satellite's gone up to the skies.

things like that drive me out of my mind.

i like to watch things on tv.
zed revisited

Lou was the Man.

"Sweet Jane"
Standin' on a corner
Suitcase in my hand
Jack's in his corset, Jane is in her vest
and me I'm in a rock 'n' roll band. Huh.
Riding a Stutz Bear Cat, Jim
ya know, those were different times
all the poets studied rules of verse
and those ladies they rolled their eyes
Sweet Jane
Sweet Jane
Sweet Jane
Now Jack, he is a banker
and Jane, she's a clerk
and both of them save their monies
when they get home from work
sittin downby the fire
Ooo, the radio does play
the classical music there, Jim
The March of the Wooden Soldiers
All you protest kids
you can hear Jack say
Sweet Jane
Sweet Jane
Sweet Jane
Some people they like to go out dancin
and other people they have to work. Just watch me now
and there's even some evil mothers
Well there gonna tell you that everthing is just dirt
you know that women never really faint
and that villians always blink their eyes
that children are the only ones who blush
and that life is just to die
But anyone who ever had a heart
they wouldn't turn around and break it
and anyone who ever played a part
They wouldn't turn around and hate it
Sweet Jane, Sweet Sweet Jane
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Satellite of love . . .
by zed revisited in
1. jw
2. friends
satellite's gone up to the skies.

things like that drive me out of my mind.

i like to watch things on tv.
zed revisited

"Satellite Of Love"
Satellite's gone up to the skies
Things like that drive me out of my mind
I watched it for a little while
I like to watch things on TV

(Mm-mm-mm-mm)
(Bum, bum, bum) Satellite of love
(Bum, bum, bum) Satellite of love
(Bum, bum, bum) Satellite of love
Satellite of

Satellite's gone way up to Mars
Soon it'll be filled with parkin' cars
I watched it for a little while
I love to watch things on TV

(Mm-mm-mm-mm)
(Bum, bum, bum) Satellite of love
(Bum, bum, bum) Satellite of love
(Bum, bum, bum) Satellite of love
Satellite of

I've been told that you've been bold
With Harry, Mark, and John
Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday through Thursday
With Harry, Mark, and John

Satellite's gone up to the skies
Things like that drive me out of my mind
I watched it for a little while
I love to watch things on TV

(Mm-mm-mm-mm)
(Bum, bum, bum) Satellite of love
(Bum, bum, bum) Satellite of love
(Bum, bum, bum) Satellite of love
Satellite of

Satellite
Of love
Satellite
Of love (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Satellite (Ooh)
Of love (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Satellite (Satellite)
Of love (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Satellite (Satellite)
Of love (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Satellite (Satellite)
Of love (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Satellite (Satellite)
Of love (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Satellite (Satellite)
Of love (Ah, ah, ah, ah)
Satellite (Satellite)
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What the recent court cases prove about the Governing Body
by JimmyPage in
1. jw
2. friends
for years we have debated on this board about whether or not the governing body are truly wicked or just clueless.

these recent court cases have hammered home their true nature.

they are willfully evil, deliberately and recklessly endangering the lives of tiny innocent children.
zed revisited

You forgot to add that they are real pussies.
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I was a poll worker
by Hortensia in
1. social
2. current
i worked the election yesterday, here in california, poll worker, from 6 a.m. to 10:30 p.m. it was fun and interesting, went pretty smoothly, nice day.

it was very depressing to come home, look at the news, and find that the republicans now control the senate.. .

do you think canada would take me?
zed revisited

Good for you!
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Millerites, Jehovahs Witnesses and Purple Triangles
by Simon in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i came across this after posting another iq video to a different topic.

interesting how much the jehovahs witnesses are featured ... but it is because they are a millenial cult with failed rapture prophecies:.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chug6f0tnfg.
zed revisited

Not available here, eh?
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Seen on Etsy - wtf!
by poopsiecakes in
1. social
2. humour
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zed revisited

I am waiting to see if they come out with JW.ORG Christmas tree ornaments.

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Seen on Etsy - wtf!
by poopsiecakes in
1. social
2. humour
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zed revisited

KEEP

LOBOTOMIZED

and be a

JEHOVAH'S

WITNESS
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San Francisco Giants vs. Kansas City Royals - World Series Winners ?
by flipper in
1. jw
2. friends
once again for the 3rd time in 5 years my favorite baseball team the s.f.

giants are headed to the world series !

so who do you think will win this years series and your reasons for your predictions ?
zed revisited

Too f'ing sweet!

Madbum has to be MVP.

zed